Former editor of the Daily Mirror and judge of America’s Got Talent, Piers Morgan wasted no time revealing how Kate Moss (who is rumoured to be spending £25,000 to fix Pete Doherty’s rotten teeth) demanded he was thrown out of Nick Knights, Moet & Chandon masked ball last month. Morgan could not contain his laughter after Pete stumbled into a wall while singing during his karaoke performance.
Laughing so hard, he removed his mask, to the horror of Kate who screamed,
â€˜Oh fucking hell, what the fuck is he doing in here. Just fucking get him out of here.
Apparently Pete was so out of it he had no clue what was going on. Kate got her way and had security march Morgan out of the building. He told the Mail on Sunday,
â€œWell, just as I thought, she’s a drunken, foul-mouthed, ill-mannered, paranoid Croydon girl with a cocaine-desecrated hooter and spots. And Pete’s a filthy talentless junkie who can’t sing.
Meanwhile Simon Cowell can’t keep quiet about the fact that he wants to sign Kate who he thinks will sell solely on the fact that she has star appeal and David Walliams and Matt Lucas have convinced her to make a guest appearance on the stage version of Little Britain in aid of Comic Relief.
All in all quite a packed day of news for Miss Moss soon to be Mrs Dohertyâ€¦