Designed by the same folk that created the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society on Facebook – which now has over 188,000, FYI – a whole load of ass-loving merchandise is now available to buy online, including tees, badges and, for the guys, boxers.
The four shirt designs for guys include slogans like “If only Pippa were a stripper”, “Pippa Middleton… FabulARSE”, “Pippa Middleton: Her Royal Hotness” and, our favourite, “I’d like to be in the Middleton of that!”, but don’t feel left out girls, because there’s tees for you too.
We only get two which are significantly less wittier – “Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society” and “Pippa Middleton: Queen of Ass-tocracy” – but you can customise them to say something vaguely humorous if you’re that bothered.
They’re £15.99 and £11.99 respectively, so y’know, society members might want to consider getting a group deal or something.
Find them here if you’re into that sort of thing.