Those of you that have arrived here from a Google search comprising of all or part of the above heading, turn right around and satisfy yourself somewhere else – we’re talking style, darlings.
And what style it is. Ladies, a lesson in how to wear nude well from our favourite sexiest woman in the world (yes, there’s a few), Eva Mendes.
Wearing a Salvatore Ferragamo dress at the designer’s Resort show last week, the actress looked seriously slick in the plunging halterneck piece. This is the perfect shade of nude for Eva – similar to her golden skin tone but not exact – and the contrasting white provides some much-needed, er, contrast.
It kind of looks like something you’d see on a coffee advert, or, better still, something you’d find in the pot of a devilishly delish layered mousse (so silky! So smooth!), and we mean that in the greatest way possible.
Her accessories are a little matchy-matchy, but, y’know, this is Eva, and she looks good enough to eat, so we’re not going to get gnarly over the shade of her shoe.