Dear Lady Gaga,
We love your slightly bonkers style and the novel way you manage to accessorise with meat, lobsters and cans of cola.
However, you are starting to make us Brits look under-dressed! Leaving your posh London hotel this week, you emerged from the building with a look which makes the Made in Chelsea set look like tramps.
This is not fair. Us British girls are known for our individual sense of style and exuberant clothes and you are, quite frankly, putting us to shame.
Your semi-sheer white dress is undoubtedly gorgeous and your cream fur stole wouldn’t look out of place at Buckingham Palace. We are also green with envy over those jade platform heels you are wearing.
If you choose to wear ensembles like this in the future, we request that you bring replica outfits with you to the UK and hand them out on Oxford Street for us common folk.
Thank you Ms Gaga,