I practice under the ‘the bigger, the better’ accessory philosophy. If it isn’t adding at least six pounds, I just don’t want to know. Especially when it comes to necklaces. But I have to admit, it’s starting to become a health hazard. Not just for me, but the poor person standing next to me when I excitedly swing myself – necklace following suit – to talk...

Oh how I long to be Anne Hathaway. I could live without the ex-boyfriend being in prison (although being a jail widow does conjure up rock and roll fantasies), but I want to look as beautiful as she does after a break up!