Yeah, we’re not sure why either, but for some reason the folks over at Sruli Recht have decided to create a bullet proof pocket square. Made from milirary-grade lemon Kevlar, the dapper accessory has been customized to fashionably protect one’s heart.

Already being dubbed the pimps pocket square, only 10 limited edition bullet proof hankerchiefs are in circulation and available from liborius. Hmm vest or hankerchief? We know which one we’d prefer.